On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
"Master and Apprentice"
Artwork for sale to bands for various merchandise. Email for details: firstname.lastname@example.org
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
working on a piece to go with this
the companion piece will be male, named Destruction. i’m hoping it turns as well as this has
remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid
People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit
sext: you are interesting and intelligent. i would love to discuss/share knowledge and alternate perspectives on complex ideals with you
I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG
I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS
I CAN’T BREATHE
STILL MY FAVORITE THING EVER ON THE INTERNET!!!
This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs
i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy
—Unknown (via stevenbong)