<b> Me:</b> *licking tajín off a lemon*<p><b>Abuela:</b> no comas tanta sal te vas a picar el hígado!<p><b>Me:</b> you think I wanted my life to be this way *pours another hit of tajín*<p>

I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text

—im so happy that i am (via bodhakara)

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fourm:

heliolisk:

Mac n cheese is basically the devil’s food and I am disgusted people would even compare it to the food of the gods that is the mighty potato

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ilymf23:

There’s nothing better than a good fuck that makes you squirt all over 😈

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NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY