sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

(via superawesomeredheadedchick)

seventhtower:

"Master and Apprentice"Artwork for sale to bands for various merchandise. Email for details: seventh.tower@yahoo.com

seventhtower:

"Master and Apprentice"
Artwork for sale to bands for various merchandise. Email for details: seventh.tower@yahoo.com

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via superawesomeredheadedchick)

beneviolent:

beneviolentskytreader:

"Creation"

working on a piece to go with this 

the companion piece will be male, named Destruction. i’m hoping it turns as well as this has

(via whatistumblrforeals)

kirstielovesart:

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

(via hype-and-mediocrity)

slowimpulse:

sext: you are interesting and intelligent. i would love to discuss/share knowledge and alternate perspectives on complex ideals with you

(via whatistumblrforeals)

thetinydagger:

sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

STILL MY FAVORITE THING EVER ON THE INTERNET!!!

(via superawesomeredheadedchick)

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

(via superawesomeredheadedchick)

dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

(via superawesomeredheadedchick)

I’ve learned that no matter how much you care, some people don’t deserve you, I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion, not proof to destroy it. I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others, they are probably more screwed up than you think. I’ve learned that the people you care about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

—Unknown (via stevenbong)

(Source: thelovewhisperer, via stevenbong)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY